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"Across
the Field"
Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.
"Buckeye
Battle Cry"
In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land,
Eleven warriors, brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand,
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky, O-
HI-O field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry
Drive! Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and grey,
Don't let them through that line,
We have to win this game today,
C'mon Ohio!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as we go,
Our honor defend,
We will fight to the end, for
O - HI - O
"Carmen,
Ohio"
Oh! Come let's sing Ohio's praise,
And songs to Alma Mater raise;
While our hearts rebounding thrill,
With joy which death alone can still.
Summer's heat and Winter's cold,
The season pass, the years will roll;
Time and change will surely show
How firm thy friendship -- O hi o.
These jolly days of priceless worth,
By far the gladdest days of earth,
Soon will pass and we not know
How dearly we love Ohio.
We should strive to keep thy name
Of fair repute and spotless fame;
So, in college halls we'll grow
To love thee better -- O hi o
Though age may dim our mem'ry's store,
We'll think of happy days of yore,
True to friend and frank to foe,
As sturdy sons of O hi o.
If on seas of care we roll,
'Neath blackened sky, o'er barren shoal,
Thoughts of thee bid darkness go,
Dear Alma Mater -- O hi o.
"I
Wanna Go Back"
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus-Town,
To the stadium to hear the band,
By far the finest in the land,
I wanna go back to Ohio State
To old Columbus-Town,
I wanna go back,
I gotta go back,
To O-hi-o
O - HIII - O,
O - HIII - O,
The hills send back the cry (O - H!),
We're here to do or die (I - O!),
O - HIII - O,
O - HIII - O,
We'll win the game or know the reason why.
And when we win the game,
We'll buy a keg of booooooooze!
Aaaaand we'll
Drink to old Ohio 'til we wobble in our shoes!
O - HIII - O,
O - HIII - O,
We'll win the game....
Or know.....
The reason....
Whyyyyy.
OOOOOO - HIIIIII - OOOOOO.
"Hang
On, Sloopy"
Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do
Cause you know Sloopy girl, I'm in love with you
And so I sing out
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy Hang on
-Much musical stuff-
Sloopy let your hair down, girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down, girl, let it hang down on me, yeah, yeah
So come on Sloopy,
(c'mon, c'mon)
Come on Sloopy
(c'mon, c'mon)
You know it feels so good
(c'mon, c'mon)
You know it feels so good
(c'mon, c'mon)
So shake it, shake it, Sloopy
(C'mon, c'mon)
Shake it shake it yeah
(C'mon, c'mon)
OSU's version of Hail To The Victors (Rated R)
Hail to those motherfuckers,
Hail to the those big cocksuckers,
Hail! Hail to Michigan,
The cesspool of the world!!!
Hail to those masturbators,
Hail to those fornicators,
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!
Hail to those flies and maggots
Hail to those whores and faggots
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!
Hail to those auto workers,
Hail to those circle jerkers,
Hail! Hail to Michigan
The cesspool of the world!!!
"We
Don't Give a Damn"
Ohhhhh....we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan,
the whole state of Michigan,
the whole state of Michigan,
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan,
we're from O-hi-O
We're from O-hi-O (O-H!)
We're from O-hi-O (I-Ooooooh)
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
we're from O-hi-O
"Special
Michigan Song"
Lloyd's team is big and strong
But also rather dumb.
They could not find the locker-room
In the stadium.
And when it was time for kick-off
They bent down and kneeled.
Those stupid, stumbling Wolvereines
Couldn't find the field.
When the game got started
They didn't know who was where,
The Buckeyes put it too 'em
On the ground and in the air.
And when it was over Lloyd didn't know where to go
His Wolvereines were beaten
And the Bucks 12 and 0!!!!!
This song was written by James Granger, a fellow Buckeye, as a special tribute
to the 1995 OSU-Michigan game.
"Le
Regiment"
Don't know the words to it, but it's the song that gets played as the Script
Ohio starts.